Kate Fox News: Fringe Pimp

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Published 20 Aug 2010

Kate Fox, BBC Radio 4's poet-in-residence and Fringe comedian, tackles the news and life at the Fringe with her topical, funny poems. Today she covers selling yourself at the Fringe

My husband sells me on the street
he is the perfect spouse,
when he's not pimping me to strangers,
he's papering the house.
He takes care of washing, cooking
and sorting out the bills
and spends the month letting others benefit
from my oral skills.